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1. First of all, common sense is a good thing to have. If you're in the middle of the woods and you hear someone calling your name from a creepy abandoned house, don't go in. Run as fast as you can in the way you came from. If you see someone you thought was dead, it will not be them. If there is a killer in your house, get the hell out of there. Don't run around locking doors. Don't run upstairs.

2. If you find yourself alone, in a haunted house, abandoned warehouse or some other creepy place, at midnight, think about why you're actually there, and then leave.

3. If you think you'll be getting into a fight with a murderer or supernatural being, don't use a tiny slingshot, a pen knife or a baseball bat. Take an actual gun, and make sure you have bullets in it.

4. If a certain town seems to be where everything is going wrong, get the hell out of there. Don't bring your family or friends. They're probably all possessed or working for the killer.

5. Holy water probably won't injure anyone. Acid, on the other hand, will.

6. If you think you've killed the killer, a few more shots to the head wouldn't hurt, because chances are, you haven't.

7. If the head of your dead friend starts talking to you from inside a cupboard or fridge, close the door and evacuate the building.

8. Expect the unexpected, but expect the expected as well

9. Performing creepy rituals in a church for no reason other than 'you're bored' is probably dangerous and if some kind of demon attacks you, you have no one but yourself to blame.

10. Making yourself pass out because you like dreaming, is not a good idea.

11. Don't go near cemeteries at midnight, on Halloween, on a full moon, blood moon, blue moon, or any other creepy times. In fact, unless you have friends or relatives buried in one, there is no reason to be there at all.

12. If you know that you'll be killed if you tell someone about some kind of monster, don't tell them. And if you know you can't say the name of something, don't say it to prove a point.

13. If your idea of fun is sitting in high up, dangerous places, doing drugs, then don't be surprised when one of your friends disappears.

14. If you find a locked box that has been buried underground for hundreds of years, and has runes carved on it, it probably has some kind of demon in it. Don't open it.

15. If you manage to escape the lair of the killer, but your friend is still inside, just accept the fact that they're gone forever.
This may have a few IT references.
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00Hunny00 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
What if you're in an Amnesia: Dark Descent situation where you can't leave?
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Rules to live by
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JiiBee Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice one~ Though I'm a strong believer that "Don't go upstairs" should be it's own tip. Everything goes wrong when you go upstairs in a creepy situation. : D Also "Don't lit zombies on fire if you're not 200% sure it's going to work. Otherwise the chances are you now have a hoard of flaming zombies to take care of." : D
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GhostOfAbbie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I agree, and flaming zombies are even more angry than regular zombies :)
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Jetta-Windstar Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
havent seen IT but i agree with a lot of these x3
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GhostOfAbbie Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
You really should, it's amazing. Or that could just be me because I really love the book and the film :)
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Jetta-Windstar Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
well thing is not really a fan of clowns. if it says anything that I liked horror movies like The Mist, the Scream movies as well as Insidious and Sinister maybe I could put up with it? x3
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GhostOfAbbie Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Hmm, it's kind of different. I don't know.
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Ask-Bill-Grey Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
((Except for Jason or Michael Meyers. They've been killed/drowned/electrocuted/burned/shot, etc etc. And they really don't care if you go in a crowd-Just a wall of flesh in their way for them to hack xD))
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